Techno-Failures

Recipe 1: Never Touch the Technology

Step 1: Turn off your computer and walk away

When technology starts malfunctioning, don't try to troubleshoot. Leave it alone.

Step 2: Call the IT guy (or girl)

Don't risk damaging your relationship with the technology. Call the IT guy.

Step 3: Pray to the tech gods

Technology is beyond human control. Pray to the tech gods.