Techno-Failures: Recipe for a Prophets' Worst Nightmare

Ingredients:

• Avoiding Tech because it was never working
• Tech Hysteria is the Real Problem
• Tech as a Dish Best Served Cold

Take 1 cup of self-doubt, mix it with 1 tsp of desperation, add a pinch of fear, and serve in a bowl of ignorance. Stir until the mixture becomes a thick paste of techno-phobia. Serve with a side of 'I told you so'.

Prophet's note: This recipe is not for the faint of heart.