html Bug Report: The Epic Failure prophets

BUG REPORT: The Epic Failure Prophecy

Techno-Failures: A Journey Through the Abyss of Code

Dear Tech Support,

We, the Brave Techno-Failures, have encountered a critical issue with the bug #12345. Our highly-advanced AI-powered toaster has malfunctioned and started producing toast with an unacceptably low level of crispiness (TLCL). The toaster's error message reads:

        Error: TLCL < 0.5, please reprogram or replace toaster

We have tried:

Resetting the toaster to its default settings
Performing an emergency software update (which resulted in the toaster playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat)
Consulting with our team of expert toaster whisperers

However, the TLCL persists. We fear that without immediate attention from your team, the toaster will become a ticking time bomb, spreading its uncrispiness across the land.

Please, Tech Support, we beseech thee: Resolve this issue, and save us from the brink of techno-disaster!