Techno-Failures: Where our tech team's incompetence is your guarantee. We, the experts, have carefully crafted this disclaimer to inform you that our services may not work as intended, and that you're probably going to have to call us to fix it anyway.

Disclaimer

Our services are provided as-is, with no warranty or promise of functionality. We're like that one uncle who "fixed" your grandma's computer, only with more bugs. We're not liable for any damages caused by our services, including but not limited to:

Spontaneous combustion from excessive frustration
Unintentional data loss due to our team's carelessness
Unexplained, inexplicable errors that will haunt you forever

What to Expect (or Not)

We'll do our best to provide the following:

A 50/50 chance of working, 30 minutes after our initial diagnosis
A 10% chance of getting it working for more than 5 minutes
Uncontrollable excitement when you finally get it to work (for 3.14 seconds)

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