8:00 AM - Coffee refill: 50% chance of success. Don't forget to turn off the coffee machine.
12:00 PM - Lunch break: 100% chance of eating Cheetos on the floor.
3:00 PM - "Quick" meeting with the team: 50% chance of getting lost in the meeting room's maze of cubicles.
6:00 PM - "Dinner" break: 100% chance of microwaving last week's leftover pizza.
8:00 AM - "Important" meeting with the client: 0% chance of remembering their name.
12:00 PM - "Lunch" break: 50% chance of spilling soup on the keyboard.
Simulate an electricity outage to see if you're prepared.
Check on the office plants because they're judging you.