Our Services
At Techno-Shrinks, we specialize in shrinking technology to fit your needs. Whether it's a bloated codebase, a swollen server farm, or a gargantuan dataset, we'll shrink it down to size.
Success Stories
- shrunk the world's largest database from 1000 servers down to 10!
- fixed the most notorious codebase in Silicon Valley!
- shrink-wrapped the world's most complex system!
We're proud of our work, and we're sure you'll be proud of our work too. Contact us to schedule your techno-shrink today!