Techno-Speedsters: Where Efficiency Goes to Die
Fixing Tech, One Slowdown at a Time
Our Team of Experts
Meet the Speedsters:
Joe "The Slowpoke" Smith
Joe specializes in turning off the lights when not in use.
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Jenny "The Freeze-Up" Lee
Jenny is a master of rebooting servers at 3am.
Read her story
Common Issues We Fix:
- Slowdowns
- Freezes
- Glitches
How We Fix It:
- Turn off unnecessary lights
- Rebooting servers
- Unplugging everything
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