Thursday's Descent into Chaos

We're having a meeting. Because, why not? The conference room has been taken over by a mysterious entity that's been playing 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat. It's 3:45 PM, the clock has stopped, and everyone's sanity is unraveling. Join us as we discuss the finer points of "What do we do with the possessed conference room?"

What is the problem, exactly?

Proposed solutions