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MEETING MINUTES: Resolution 1001

Meeting of the Timekeepers' Council

Date: Thursday, 13th February, 2053 Location: Time Dilation Chamber, Floor 42

Preceding Resolution: 1000 Succeeding Resolution: 1002

Resolution 1001

Time Dilation for Breakfast

WHEREAS, breakfast is the most critical meal of the day, BE IT RESOLVED, that the Timekeepers' Council hereby establishes the standard time dilation factor for morning meals as 2.5 times the normal rate.

Council Members Present:

John, Chief Timekeeper, Mary, Time Dilation Specialist, Jim, Temporal Analyst

Voting Breakdown:

4 in favor, 0 opposed, 1 abstained