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Resolution #1001: The Great Coffee Machine Overhaul
Resolution #1001: The Great Coffee Machine Overhaul
Phase Four: The Coffee Conundrum
After months of deliberation, the timekeeper's committee has finally reached a verdict: the coffee machine has been deemed an affront to the very fabric of time itself.
Key Points:
- Immediate replacement of the current coffee machine with a shiny new one
- Implementation of a strict 'one cup at a time' policy
- Introduction of a mandatory 'time-wasting' feature, where the machine will periodically display an arbitrary message to distract employees from their work
Next Steps: