MEETING TOMORROW 1:00 PM: A Descent into Madness
Important Notes and Disclaimers
Please be advised that this meeting will be conducted entirely in a state of utter chaos and desperation. Your participation is not mandatory, but highly recommended for maximum stress and anxiety.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Minutes tick by like hours
- Arrive early, leave late.
- Bring a snack, preferably something with caffeine.
- Do not under any circumstances attempt to make small talk with Bob in accounting.
- Remember to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.
- For every 5 minutes of discussion, 10 minutes will be spent on pointless tangents.
Agenda
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