MEETING TOMORROW 1:00 PM: A Descent into Madness

Important Notes and Disclaimers

Please be advised that this meeting will be conducted entirely in a state of utter chaos and desperation. Your participation is not mandatory, but highly recommended for maximum stress and anxiety.

• Arrive early, leave late.
• Bring a snack, preferably something with caffeine.
• Do not under any circumstances attempt to make small talk with Bob in accounting.
• Remember to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.
• For every 5 minutes of discussion, 10 minutes will be spent on pointless tangents.

Agenda

• Item 1: "The Importance of Meeting Minutes"
• Item 2: "The Great Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut in the Break Room"
• Item 3: "The Unfortunate Fate of John from HR"

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