Tomorrow, 1:00 PM: The Meeting of Destiny

Itemized Agenda

01:00 PM - 01:30 PM: Coffee and Sustenance

We will be providing complimentary coffee and snacks to fuel the minds of the prophets.

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01:30 PM - 02:30 PM: The Great Revelation

We will unveil the long-awaited plans for world domination. Or at least our quarterly sales numbers.

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02:30 PM - 03:30 PM: Prophetic Brainstorming

We will engage in a spirited session ofประก unbridled creativity and possibly burning out.

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03:30 PM - 05:00 PM: The Final Conquest

We will solidify the plans for global domination and assign tasks to the chosen few.

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Remember, attendance is mandatory, or else.

Don't forget to bring your prophetic robes and your favorite brand of coffee.