Tomorrow's Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

1. Bob Smith - CEO

2. Jane Doe - CTO

3. Joe Blow - Intern

Agenda:

We discussed the importance of proper stapler usage.

Bob Smith: "Staplers are not toys!"

Jane Doe: "Actually, they can be quite useful in certain situations."

Joe Blow: "I just like pressing the button."

Next meeting: Today

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