ARTICLE I: THE FOUNDATIONS OF UTOPIAN SOCIETY

Article I: Freedom from Sarcasm

Article II: Mandatory Napping

Article III: The Inalienable Right to Free Wi-Fi

Article IV: The Right to be Left Alone

In this, our sacred Constitution, we, the people of Utopia, ordain and establish the principles of our utopian society.

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