Meet the DM, the one who brings balance to the table.
With an iron fist and a calculator, the DM dispenses pain and suffering to all who dare to enter the realm of tabletop gaming.
But beware, mortal, for the DM is not to be trifled with. They are the masters of the universe, the rulers of fate.
For more information on the DM's favorite snacks, click here.
For more information on how to deal with the DM's constant sadism, click here.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to ask the DM for rules and see how long you can last.