The Agenda of Doom

Meeting 4: The Point of No Return

A Summary of the Chaos to Come

Today we will discuss the impending doom that will befall us all.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine will be replaced with a vending machine filled with lukewarm water
• Item 2: The break room will be repurposed as a server room
• Item 3: All employees will be required to wear plaid for a week

Subtopics:

1. Item 1: The Coffee Machine Conundrum
2. Item 2: The Break Room Betrayal
3. Item 3: The Plaid Pandemonium

Next Meeting: Meeting 5, Where We All Lose Our Minds