Meeting Minute 1, Section 1, Subsection 1.2 - The Great Sock Puppet Debate

Present: Bob, Joe, and Jane. Also, Sock Puppet 1, Sock Puppet 2, and Sock Puppet 3 (the latter two being silent but present).

Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

  1. Should Sock Puppet 1 be allowed to wear the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt?
  2. Is it acceptable for Sock Puppet 2 to use the company credit card for cat food?
  3. Does Sock Puppet 3's existence even count as a valid voting member?

Decisions:

  1. Rejected: Sock Puppet 1's request to wear the t-shirt.
  2. Approved: Sock Puppet 2's request to use the company credit card for cat food.
  3. Invalid: Sock Puppet 3's vote, as it was determined to be a non-human entity.

Meeting Minute 1, Section 1, Subsection 1.2.1 - The Aftermath Meeting Minute 1, Section 1, Subsection 1.2.2 - The Sock Puppet Uprising