Notes from the Prophet

Random Musings from the Great and Powerful Meeting Prophet

Today's Notes:

Remember: Coffee is not a solution, it's a symptom.
Don't schedule meetings on Mondays.
Never use Comic Sans.

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Random Quotes from the Prophet

"The meeting that never ends is a meeting that never started."
"If it's not in the agenda, it's not happening."
"A meeting without biscuits is like a hug without the squeeze."