Due to unforeseen circumstances, the company's coffee supply has been critically low for 3 hours and counting. We're talking DEFCON-1, code red, the works.
Coffee: 0 cups left
We're working on it, folks. In the meantime, please report any sightings of the elusive "Coffee Fairy" to the emergency operations team. They're a tall, slender figure with a penchant for leaving coffee cups behind.