html MEETINGS HACKS: Agendaless Utopia

Meetings: because who needs actual productivity, am I right?

When you can just pretend to care, while secretly scrolling through cat videos on your phone.

Our expert team of certified meeting-avoiders have crafted a comprehensive guide on how to game the system:

And for the truly adventurous:

Try our Declare Your Own Emergency feature.

We're like, totally not responsible for any productivity gains or meeting-related sanity you may experience.

(Or losses.)