MEETING MINUTES: COFFEE RITUAL PHASE 2

DATE: 08-00-2022

Present:

DISCUSSION POINT 1: COFFEE QUALITY

Jane: "I think we need to get better coffee in the break room."

Bob: "Agreed, but what's the point of having a meeting to discuss coffee when we're all just gonna make the same tired old decisions we always do??"

Manager: *stares intensely* "We're trying to create a culture, people."

DISCUSSION POINT 2: MEETING LENGTH

Jane: "Can we please just get to the point already?"

Bob: "No, let's take our time. We don't want to rush into anything."

Manager: "I'd like to propose we add another 2 hours to the meeting schedule. Who's with me??"