Welcome, mortals, to Project Fate! We're glad you could join us for this, ahem, thrilling meeting.
Decree 1: The Unavoidable FateWherein, we will discuss the inevitable doom that awaits us all.
Resolutions: Because We're Not All Gonna DieAnd by "resolutions," we mean "ways to make the apocalypse slightly less painful."
Adjournment: Because We're Not Done YetBut don't worry, we're not done yet. There's still time for one last, desperate attempt to change the course of fate.