MEETING LEADERS, LISTEN UP!
Guidelines for the most effective, least productive meetings ever.
- Arrive late, it's a sign of respect.
- Use a flip phone, it's retro-chic.
- Bring donuts, but only if they're stale.
- Make sure to bring up every single topic you can think of, no matter how unrelated it may be.
And remember, meetings are like a never-ending game of "who can talk the most without saying anything."
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