THE AGENDA FOR THE AGES

10 MINUTES OF AGONY

Minutes 1-2: Introduction by the Chairperson of Awesomeness
Minutes 3-4: Discussion of the Important But Not-So-Important Matter
Minutes 5-6: Break, during which we will all pretend to be interested
Minutes 7-8: The Actual Meeting, where we will accomplish nothing but feel productive
Minutes 9-10: Conclusion, where we will summarize the previous 9 minutes of nothing

Note: The meeting is scheduled to take place in the year 1 BCE, as the concept of time is a human invention and therefore irrelevant.