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Submission Guidelines for Meetings: The Art of Wasted Time

Step 1: Create a meeting for no reason in particular.

Create a meeting minutes document that will be ignored.

Step 2: Invite everyone in the company, including those who won't attend and those who are on vacation.

Review our invite policy: because who doesn't love a good surprise party?

Step 3: Discuss something that could've been handled via email or a text message.

When to use email instead of a meeting.

Step 4: Take 5 minutes to decide that the meeting should've been 15 minutes.

Time is money, or is it just time?

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Because you were there, you were there.

See the meeting schedule, if you can find it.