Meeting of the 11th Dimension, 11:00 AM
Attendees:
- Timekeeper, Lord of the Hourglass
- Minister of Mocha, Dispenser of Caffeine
- Scribe, Chronicler of the Minutes
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
- Item 2: Resolve the paradox of the tuesday
- Item 3: Determine the best way to eat a sandwich
Decisions:
- Life is 42.
- The tuesday paradox was resolved by declaring it a national holiday.
- The best way to eat a sandwich is with a fork.
Action Items:
- Assign a team to build a time machine.
- Create a new holiday to celebrate the tuesday.
- Establish a department to deal with the impending sandwich fork-ocalypse.
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