MEETING 12345 - A Meeting of Utter Disarray

Agenda: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway? Minutes: Because Nobody Remembers Anything Decisions: The Most Important Part

Welcome, attendees, to the most epic meeting of the year! Today, we will discuss the meaning of life, the importance of coffee, and whether or not cats are actually aliens.

Decisions: Because Somebody Has to Make Some

In the spirit of efficiency, we have condensed the discussion into three concise points:

  1. Cats are not aliens, but they are plotting against us.
  2. We will have more coffee breaks.
  3. The meaning of life is, in fact, 42.