Minutes of Doom, Meeting 12345

Present: Bob, Alice, and the CEO of the company that's definitely not going bankrupt.

Action Items:

• Bob: Finish the project by end of quarter.
• Alice: Find a new coffee machine for the break room. The current one is a travesty.
• CEO: Fire someone, probably Bob.

Decided to have more meetings to decide on what to do with the company.

Next meeting in 24 hours: "Action Items 2.0"

Decisions of Doom, Meeting 12345 | Notes of Desperation