The Hippie Handwringing Manifesto

Article 1: "Dress like nobody cares, live like nobody's watching, but always wear your best bell-bottoms."

Article 2: "Free love, free love, but never forget, free love is not just for free-love hippies."

Section 2: The Art of Free Hugs Section 3: The Power of Peace, Love, and Understanding (PLU)

Article 3: "The struggle to find the perfect patchouli blend is real, and so is the struggle to keep it from getting tangled in your hair."

Section 4: The Hippie Guide to Tie-Dye

Appendix: The Ultimate Guide to Hippie Handwringing Etiquette