Meeting of the Century

This meeting has been going on for 100 years

We have been discussing the meaning of life, the afterlife, and what to eat for lunch.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the importance of pineapple pizza
2. Decide on the best way to spend our retirement funds
3. Debate the ethics of using the copier for printing out our resumes

Next Meeting: Meetings 2/2: The Inauguration

Warning: Meeting attendance is mandatory, unless you are allergic to meetings. In that case, please bring an EpiPen.

(Note: The meeting has been going on for 100 years, because why not?)