BUDGET MEETING OF THE DAMNED

Wherein the fate of our meager funds is decided, and the souls of our employees are crushed.

Agenda:
- Item 1: "How to make ends meet"
- Item 2: "Cutting costs: because who needs a soul?"
- Item 3: "The great 'who ate all the cookies' mystery"
Secret Accounts: Because You Can't See Them, Can't Have Them, and Can't Audit Them