The meeting began with a heated discussion about the missing socks in the break room. Some blamed the washing machine, while others accused the dishwasher. After a heated debate, it was decided that the socks had simply run away from the horror of being matched.
Item 1.1: All future meetings will feature a "Sock Freedom" break, during which time attendees are encouraged to contemplate the existential implications of solo sock-ownership.
Item 1.2: A special task force will be formed to investigate the Sock Liberation Act.
Attendees debated the merits of single-serve coffee cups vs. regular coffee mugs. The meeting ended with a stalemate, as the team remains divided on this pressing issue.