John's Legacy in Coffee: The 2019 Edition
Meet John, the man who single-handedly kept our company afloat with his caffeine-fueled productivity.
As seen in the company's 2019 meeting notes:
- John consumed 47 cups of coffee in the span of 8 hours.
- His typing speed increased by 37%.
- He forgot what day it was.
Other notable achievements include:
- Brewed 17 gallons of coffee in the break room.
- Accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor.
- Set the office record for most consecutive hours without sleep.
Want to know more about John's coffee-fueled exploits?