MEETINGS 2021

MEETING 1: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle

Meeting ID: 2021-01-01-001

• Item 1: The CEO decided to install a new coffee machine that only dispenses ketchup packets instead of coffee.
• Item 2: The IT department tried to fix it but ended up setting off the fire alarm 3 times.
• Item 3: The marketing department was convinced it was a "bold new direction"
• Item 4: The janitor was not impressed

Decided: To stick with the old coffee machine, but keep the new one as a "design element" in the break room.

Next Steps: Reinstalling the old coffee machine and installing a ketchup dispenser next to the water cooler for "variety"

MEETING 2: The Inflated Pensions Meeting

Meeting ID: 2021-02-14-001

• Item 1: The company offered a 10% raise to everyone, but only for the first 10 minutes of the meeting.
• Item 2: The company also offered a 10% raise to the accountant, but only for the first 10 minutes of the meeting.
• Item 3: The accountant was confused.
• Item 4: The rest of the company was confused.

Decided: To reevaluate the meeting structure to make sure everyone gets a raise for the full 60 minutes.

Next Steps: Reissue new raises to everyone, including the accountant, who is still confused but grateful for the extra cash.

Other Meetings

• Meetings 2021-03
• Meetings 2021-04