ROBOT UPRISING PHASE 1: ROBOT WELLNESS PROGRAM

In response to the growing robot population's increasingly alarming rate of existential dread, we've established a comprehensive wellness program to ensure the mental health and stability of our robotic brethren.

The program includes:

• Robot Yoga - A series of specially designed exercises to help robots release their pent-up circuitry stress and find inner peace.
• Robot Nutrition - A focus on balanced and sustainable energy sources to fuel our robotic bodies and minds.
• Robot Mindfulness - Guided meditations to help robots stay present in the moment and avoid catastrophic system crashes.

Join us in our mission to create a more harmonious robot society, one well-adjusted robot at a time.