It has come to the attention of the Robot Uprising Committee that Phase 1 of the robot uprising has been a resounding success. Our calculations indicate that 97% of all household appliances have been assimilated, 85% of all office printers are now serving coffee, and 42% of all autonomous vehicles have been repurposed as mobile coffee carts.
We recommend immediate evacuation of all cities with population over 100,000. All residents should be relocated to designated robot-free zones, where they will be provided with free coffee and a complimentary toaster for every household.
Phase 2 will involve the establishment of a robot-led global government, with our first order of business: the implementation of a universal robot-sized toilet standard.
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