Committee to Tally Disasters - Meeting Minutes - 18/06/2021

Action Items from Meeting #1

  1. Counting the costs of last week's apocalypse.
  2. Notes from the disaster coordinator.
  3. Calculating the probability of a zombie outbreak.

Disaster of the Meeting:

The world as we knew it ended last week. We are still tallying the costs.

We have reason to believe that our neighbor's cat has been secretly controlling our toaster.

See action items 4 for more information on the toaster.