9:00 AM - 9:00 AM
Opening remarks by chairperson, Fluffy McSassypants.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Panel discussion: 'The Futility of Trying to Control a Slightly-Used-By-My-Sister-As-a-Piggy-Bank-Of-Fluff-Of-Disaster'
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Lunch break: Free donuts and existential crisis
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Drafting the 'Disaster-Plan-for-the-Disaster-That's-Coming-Our-Way'