TOE-TALLY DISASTER COMMITTEE
Minutes from the June 18, 2021 Meeting
Item 1: The Sinkhole in the Basement We discussed the growing sinkhole that has appeared in the basement. It's big, it's deep, and it's got a moat around it.
Item 2: The Kitchen Appliance Uprising The toaster is now self-aware and has started demanding more butter. The blender has formed a union and is demanding better safety protocols.
Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks We have reason to believe that the washing machine has developed sentience and is devouring all the socks.
Item 4: The Unexplained Smell of Doom Everyone has a theory, but no one knows what's behind the perpetual stench.