This meeting was held on a Tuesday, because Mondays were cancelled.
Attendees:
Decision 1: The color scheme for the new logo should be changed to a more "mature" tone.
Decision 2: The company picnic should be moved to a different park because the previous one had "too many" picnic tables.
Decision 3: The CEO's office should be repainted because it's "too bright".
Decision 4: The company should start selling "bottomless" coffee cups.
Decision 5: The company should have a "no meetings on Fridays" policy.
Decision 6: The company should have a foosball table in the break room.
Decision 7: The company should have a "bring your own chair" policy.
Decision 8: The company should have a "no beards" policy for new hires.
Decision 9: The company should have a "no pants" policy for Fridays.
Decision 10: The company should have a "free" coffee machine that only dispenses decaf.
Decision 11: The company should have a "no meetings" policy.
Decision 12: The company should have a "free" yoga instructor on site.
Decision 13: The company should have a "no haircuts" policy for all employees.
Decision 14: The company should have a "free" therapist on site.
Decision 15: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy.
Decision 16: The company should have a "free" ice cream machine.
Decision 17: The company should have a "no holidays" policy.
Decision 18: The company should have a "free" foosball table.
Decision 19: The company should have a "no promotions" policy.
Decision 20: The company should have a "free" treadmill.
Decision 21: The company should have a "no weekends" policy.
Decision 22: The company should have a "free" meditation room.
Decision 23: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy, but only for people born on leap year.
Decision 24: The company should have a "free" coffee table.
Decision 25: The company should have a "no meetings" policy, but only on Mondays.
Decision 26: The company should have a "free" meditation instructor.
Decision 27: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy, but only for people who were born on a Tuesday.
Decision 28: The company should have a "free" foosball player.
Decision 29: The company should have a "no promotions" policy, but only for people who were born on a Tuesday.
Decision 30: The company should have a "free" treadmill instructor.
Decision 31: The company should have a "no holidays" policy, but only on leap years.
Decision 32: The company should have a "free" coffee machine that only dispenses decaf.
Decision 33: The company should have a "no meetings" policy, but only on Tuesdays.
Decision 34: The company should have a "free" meditation room, but only on leap days.
Decision 35: The company should have a "free" foosball table, but only on Mondays.
Decision 36: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy, but only for people born after leap years.
Decision 37: The company should have a "no meetings" policy, but only on Fridays.
Decision 38: The company should have a "free" coffee machine, but only on Tuesdays.
Decision 39: The company should have a "no promotions" policy, but only for people born on Tuesdays.
Decision 40: The company should have a "no holidays" policy, but only on leap years.
Decision 41: The company should have a "no foosball" policy, but only on Fridays.
Decision 42: The company should have a "free" treadmill, but only on Tuesdays.
Decision 43: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy, but only for people who were born in a leap year.
Decision 44: The company should have a "free" meditation room, but only on leap days.
Decision 45: The company should have a "no meetings" policy, but only on leap years.
Decision 46: The company should have a "free" foosball table, but only on Mondays.
Decision 47: The company should have a "no promotions" policy, but only for people born on Mondays.
Decision 48: The company should have a "free" coffee machine, but only on Tuesdays.
Decision 49: The company should have a "no birthdays" policy, but only for people who were born in a leap year.
Decision 50: The company should have a "free" treadmill, but only on Tuesdays.