Decision 1: The Great Pizza Party

We, the esteemed members of the Council of Unbridled Joy, have gathered to discuss the weighty matter of Pizza Party. It is a question that has plagued us for years: should we have pizza for lunch or dinner? The debate raged on, with some arguing that the correct time for pizza is at the crack of noon, while others claimed it was best enjoyed in the evening, when the sun dips into the horizon.

Resolution 1: Pizza Party at 12:00

By a margin of 3-2, the Council decided that pizza shall be served at 12:00. The reasoning behind this decision is that 12:00 is the most opportune time for a Pizza Party, as it allows for optimal carb loading before a long day of doing nothing.

See Decision 2: The Great Caffeine Conundrum