To-Do List for the Apocalypse
This meeting is a high-priority emergency session.
- Check the bunker's coffee supply. If it's less than 50%, deploy the backup coffee drone.
- Reboot the apocalypse prevention mainframe. Again.
- Contact local government officials to explain that we're not, actually, a cult.
- Prepare the "I'm Sorry" speech for when the AI takes over the world.
Next Meeting
Tomorrow. At the same time. Don't be late.
2-2: Check the drones