To-Do List for the Apocalypse

This meeting is a high-priority emergency session.

• Check the bunker's coffee supply. If it's less than 50%, deploy the backup coffee drone.
• Reboot the apocalypse prevention mainframe. Again.
• Contact local government officials to explain that we're not, actually, a cult.
• Prepare the "I'm Sorry" speech for when the AI takes over the world.

Next Meeting

Tomorrow. At the same time. Don't be late.