1. Buy More Ink: We need more pens for the meeting notes. Not just any pens, but ones that write with a satisfying "splat".
Action Item 1.1: Buy Ink Online or suffer the consequences of manual labor
Because who needs a social life when you can spend your days browsing Amazon for stationery?
2. Make A To-Do List: Prioritize the important tasks, and for the love of all things good, do not forget to eat a sandwich.
Action Item 2.1: Use A Task Manager or face the wrath of the unorganized
For those who enjoy being yelled at by their computer for not meeting deadlines.