Action Plan for Meeting on 2021-06-20

Objective: Eat as much pizza as possible without getting caught by HR

Agenda:

• 11:00 - Arrival and Pizza Consumption Initiation
• 11:30 - Strategic Pizza Distribution Plan
• 12:15 - Pizza Eating Speedrun Challenge
• 13:00 - Pizza Break (just kidding, there's no break)
• 13:30 - Debrief and Pizza Cleanup

Key Takeaways:

• Team members must be on a first-name basis with the pizza delivery guy
• Use the conference room as a makeshift pizza buffet area
• The microwave in the break room is now a pizza oven

Decisions:

1. We should probably order more anchovies
2. The CEO will provide a special dispensation for any food comas
3. The conference room is now a no-go zone for non-pizza-related activities

Pizzapocalypse: The Aftermath