Meeting Notes from the Abyss

Action Items

2021-06-20: The Apocalypse Has Been Canceled

• Finish painting the bunker
• Learn to cook with a spoon
• Practice survival skills with a 2xประก
• Call Mom
• Find a new accountant (the one we have now is a traitor)
• Build a time machine, but only for Tuesdays

Upcoming Events

Brainstorming Session: "How to Survive the Coming Greatness"

Emergency Meeting: "The Cheese Has Been Stolen"

Planning Meeting: "Build a Better Bunker, But Not Too Big or Expensive"