9:00 AM - Caffeination
10:00 AM - "The Big Presentation"
* "The Future of Socks: A Discussion"
* "The Importance of Proper Lunch Napping Techniques"
* "The Art of Procrastination: A Guided Tour"
12:00 PM - Lunch Break!
1:00 PM - "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"