10:00 AM - Introduction to the Meeting, and the inevitable existential dread that follows
10:15 AM - Update on the Coffee Machine, which is still not working 10:30 AM - Break: 15 minutes of forced small talk and awkward silence 10:45 AM - Discussion of the impending apocalypse, and what we can do to survive 11:15 AM - Adjournment of the Meeting, and the beginning of the end of productivity