Decision 2c: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Presented to the esteemed members of the Intergalactic Union of Overlords

Agenda

• Decision 1a: The Fate of the Snack Budget
• Decision 2b: The Great Space Station Renovation
• Decision 3b: The Future of Fart Noises in Meetings
• Decision 2c: The Current Agenda Item
• Adjournment and Fart Noises

Decision 2c: A Proposal for the Ages

We, the undersigned, propose to establish a new intergalactic standard for the optimal amount of farts per meeting.

Our research indicates that the current standard of 7 farts per minute is woefully inadequate, and we propose a new standard of 10 farts per minute.

This will not only increase productivity but also reduce the risk of meeting attendees being blinded by the harsh glare of the fluorescent lights.

Discussion:

• Pro: "This will be a game-changer!"
• Con: "Are you insane?!"
• Motion: "We should also consider a standard for burps."

Vote:

• For
• Against
• Abstain

Adjournment:

Cast your vote!