Today we discussed the implementation of a robot uprising. The team has been tasked with developing an AI that can efficiently manage the world's snack supply. We also discussed the ethics of assigning human emotions to inanimate objects, and whether a toaster should have the capacity for joy or sorrow.
Action Items:
Action Item 1: Assign AI the capability to autonomously order pizza for the team
Status: Pending. Still waiting on the pizza budget to be approved.
Action Item 2: Conduct a study on the effects of anthropomorphizing household appliances
Status: In Progress. Still waiting on the research grant to be approved.
Action Item 3: Implement the "Toaster of Sorrow" feature
Status: On Hold. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Toaster has been reprogrammed to only produce "Bland Toast" instead.
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Toaster of Sorrow Meeting Notes Action Items