Meeting Minutes - 2021/06/20 - Attendee 4
Summary:
This meeting was a disaster. The CEO walked in wearing a "World's Okayest Dad" t-shirt, set the tone for the rest of the meeting.
The main topic was the new "Bureaucrap" software that everyone hates. Attendee 1 tried to pitch it, but even their PowerPoint presentation couldn't save it.
Attendees:
- Attendee 1: "I love this software! I'm going to buy 10 copies for my mom." (Note: Attendee 1 is still living in their parents' basement)
- Attendee 2: "It's like a virus, but for your productivity. You'll never escape!" (Attendee 2 is a certified expert in productivity viruses)
- Attendee 3: "I've been using it for a week. My cat has more skills than this software." (Attendee 3 is a feline whisperer)
- Attendee 4: *that's you*
- The CEO: "I'm just here for the free donuts." (The CEO is a connoisseur of free donuts)
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The next meeting will be on 2021/06/25, at the same time and location. Same agenda, different donuts.
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